catsbeaversandducks:

Happy first day of summer! Welcome to #bellyseason! The pouch is definitely out!

Via Joint Animal Services

catsbeaversandducks:

Via Owl! at the Library

morsking:

what’s a guy gotta do to have a cathartic swordfight around here

teashoesandhair:

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

haikyuufuckboiz:

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

jswatson:

a lovely creecher

mindsculptor:

mindsculptor:

mindsculptor:

thedankest:

professorupdog:

thefeistiestworm:

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said “the masculine urge to get pregnant.” then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

You’re doing what to your roommate??

library-seraph:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

do you see

well yes and no

#no thats amy lee lead singer of evanescence#the main character of my immortal is ebony darkness dementia raven way who looks a lot like amy lee#(AN if you dont kno who dat is get da hell out!)

lonelyprinceofthedark:

having a hyperfixation and talking to people is like “Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS DIVORCE IN IT” “Y'KNOW WHO ELSE IS A BROTHER” “Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE FOUNDED INCREDIBLE CONTROVERSY” and you just don’t say it unless it’s really really really funny.

firefox-official:

defending myself in court with a shirt that says “i’m clearly lying”

oysters-aint-for-me:

byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you’re hurting them stop it stops top stop it

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